The Student & The Celibate Monologues

Let’s refresh the memory. Monogamy is the practice of having only one mate at a time or during a lifetime. The opposite, Bigamy, my favorite, is the ability to remarry while you’re lawfully married to someone else.

I dutifully believe that the reason Marriage no longer represents a darn thing in this country is because: first, we don’t agree on what Marriage is. If we truly agreed on the definition of Marriage in which the Webster Dict. stated as the legal union of two consented adults, then Pro Ban 8 wouldn’t have been passed in California. Gays and Lesbians shouldn’t even need permission to tie the knot.

Lastly, America is not designed to be monogamous. This country is designed to be Bigamous because she tries to house the world in its tiny 50 states. We would have been happier if we were allowed to have as many husbands as we want; thus, saving us from cheating with the dude we wanted to marry but mistakenly approved of the other because he had more money or we shared the same ethnic background.

Another thing that’s wrong in this country is Prostitution. Picture the legalization of Prostitution. A lot of politicians would have been insured against falling from grace. Ex New York Governor, Elliot Spitzer would have still had his position after he banged Ashley Dupre. The man gets a little side order with his meal and we crush his career while we do the same thing.

** Oh, those are just thoughts. In no way do I intend to break any law and promote prostitution or Bigamy. The latter is a crime. Stay monogamous, will you?

CNN airs D.L. Hughley Breaks The News on Saturday Nights at 10pm Eastern Time. A show hosted by Darryl Lynn Hughley--American actor, stand-up comedian, and star of the television sitcom " The Hughleys"--, where Mr. Hughley expresses his humorous opinions on the week's events. That is the goal, except Mr. Hughley is having difficulty hitting the nail straight on its head.

The show is currently a disgrace. Mr. Hughley looks out of his league. He also does not look fully comfortable on there. I think mainly because he feels embarassed about his lack of a higher education contrasting to other anchors delivering the news. Worst, he hints laughingly about being unsure of how long he will last on the network. That might have been a joke, only if it did not look so true that he might not last long.

The use of vernacular language is a turn off because it just does not fit CNN. You can be witty without being vulgar. Perhaps I am wrong, but somehow I have a hunch that Mr. Hughley is the butt of a sick joke by being there. Seriously, what is with the infatuation to appoint people that are not ready to do a job lately? If it's not Senator McCain with Sarah Palin, it is now CNN trying out with D.L Hughley? Interesting.

But they're here; hence, they are expected to perform well. Mr. Hughley can do better than what he is doing now. He is a talented actor. A great comedian. He can be bold and witty. He just needs to do his homework to turn his show around and connect to the viewers.

To close this, it’s not a sin to not have a higher education because you can always fix that. What is a sin is to throw away a golden opportunity given to you ( whether it was meant to be an insulting joke or not) as Mr. Hughley is doing now.